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DON’T TELL YOUR MUM YOU ARE HERE — DON’T TELL YOUR MUM YOU ARE HERE — DON’T TELL YOUR MUM YOU ARE HERE — DON’T TELL YOUR MUM YOU ARE HERE —
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WE KNEW YOU WOULD SHOW UP

WELCOME,
Choose wisely,
Your future depends on it.

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HOW’S YOUR JOB GOING?

WE GOTCHA

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LIar detected.
BYEEEE

YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
XOXO

How many tabs you got
open right now?

YOU’RE THE BEST

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BOOMER ALEEERTTT
ARE YOU RETIRED?

over rated.

IT’S 2 A.M WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

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DOES IT OWES YOU MONEY OR WHAT?
NEEEEEXTT

PLEASE STOP.
IT’S CRINGE

COOL,
YOU’RE ALMOST A CARROT

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